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With a love-struck, insatiable and irresistible Elven maiden in his life, Jacob thought he had it all. At least, until he was implicated in an assassination plot against the royal family. Thankfully, with the fire-breathing lizard far more understanding than one would expect, Jacob found himself brushing elbows with a rather thankful monarch.

One who assures him that Jacob’s elf is his to keep. In return, well... He just needs to make a few deliveries. It’d be a real shame if, in the aftermath of a dragon attack, the road wasn’t quite so peaceful as it was the first time. Which isn’t helped by the temporary addition to their group. Or the friends they visit along the way.