My mates and I are attending a fancy ball hosted by Ford’s parents. We promised we’d behave, but that’s getting harder (hehehe) by the minute.

Wim is drunk. Bob doesn’t know what’s happening, and Ford…poor Ford. His family is looking down on him more than ever.

Everyone here is a snob who desperately needs to have their tight buttholes loosened up. Not literally. I’m not doing you-know-what to Ford’s family. But I am turning this stiff, snobby party into something more fun.

Sapphire: I’m Sexy and I Snow It is a RH novella that takes place between Sapphire and Sapphire: Two Scoops of Trouble. It originally appeared in the Snow Men RH collection.