Stories (2012)

Joe R. Lansdale

Language: English

Published: Apr 5, 2012

Pages: 1960

Description:

Collected, scanned, converted, re-formatted, layout & design, coverart and eBook creation by Jerry (flyboy707).

THANKS to Meatsisgood, Pagesofdeath, Kent 18, and Doc_telemacher for thier additional contributions and thier help.

FOREWORD

THE JOB

THE PIT

BY BIZARRE HANDS

TIGHT LITTLE STICHES IN A DEADMAN’S BACK

HELL THROUGH A WINDSHIELD

THE DRIVE-IN OATH

SIX-FINGER JACK

BILLIE SUE

NAKED ANGEL

NOT FROM DETROIT

BOOTY AND THE BEAST

STEPPIN' OUT, SUMMER, '68

INCIDENT ON AND OFF A MOUNTAIN ROAD

MY DEAD DOG, BOBBY

TRAINS NOT TAKEN

DOG, CAT, AND BABY

MISTER WEED-EATER

THE FAT MAN AND THE ELEPHANT

THE PHONE WOMAN

LETTER FROM THE SOUTH, TWO MOONS WEST OF NACOGDOCHES

BY THE HAIR OF THE HEAD

GODZILLA'S TWELVE STEP PROGRAM

DRIVE-IN DATE

BOB THE DINOSAUR GOES TO DISNEYLAND

THE STEEL VALENTINE

NIGHT THEY MISSED THE HORROR SHOW

DIRT DEVILS

WHITE MULE, SPOTTED PIG

THE BIG BLOW

BUBBA HO-TEP

A CHANGE OF LIFESTYLE

DEADMAN’S ROAD

ALONE

COAT

BESTSELLERS GUARANTEED

SURVEILLANCE

HANG IN THERE

CHOMPERS

BEYOND THE LIGHT

I TELL YOU IT’S LOVE

THE JUNKYARD

THE PASTURE

BAR TALK

BIG MAN: A FABLE

THE COMPANION

DRAGON CHILLI

THE FULL COUNT

HIDE AND HORNS

THE HONEYMOON

HUITZILOPOCHTLI

ISLAND

IT WASHED UP

THE LAST OF THE HOPEFUL

LISTEN

MR. BEAR

LONG DEAD DAY

MASTER OF MISERY

THE MUMMY BUYER

NIGHT DRIVE

OLD CHARLIE

ONCE UPON A TIME

ONE DEATH, TWO EPISODES

QUACK

THE SHADOWS, KITH AND KIN

SOLDIERIN’

THE STARS ARE FALLING

THE WHITE RABBIT

A FROG STRANGLER

AN ALL AMERICAN HERO

BILL THE LITTLE STEAM SHOVEL

BOYS WILL BE BOYS

COWBOY

THE CRAWLING SKY

DOWN BY THE SEA NEAR THE GREAT BIG ROCK

DRIVE-IN DATE

DUCK HUNT

THE DUMP

EVERYBODY PLAYS THE FOOL

THE FAT MAN

FIRE DOG

FISH NIGHT

FOR WHOM THE BELL BLOWS

THE FULL COUNT

THE GENTLEMAN'S HOTEL

GOD OF THE RAZOR

GOOD BUDDY

THE HONEYMOON

IN THE COLD, DARK TIME

JACK’S PECKER

LONG GONE FOREVER

LOVE DOLL

THE MAN WHIO DREAMED

MAN WITH TWO LIVES

THE MULE RUSTLERS

ON A DARK OCT0BER

ON THE FAR SIDE OF THE CADILLAC DESERT WITH DEAD FOLKS

O'RETA SNAPSHOT MEMORIES

PENTECOSTAL PUNK ROCK

PERSONALITY PROBLEM

PILOTS

SCREW-UP

SEVEN SHORT “SHORTS”

THE SHAGGY HOUSE

VEIL'S VISIT

WALKS

WHERE THE BIG ONE FELL

THE WINDSTROM PASSES

TRASH THEATER

UNCHAINED

CHRISTMAS WITH THE DEAD

BULLETS AND FIRE

QUARRY

THE OLD MAN IN THE MOTORIZED CHAIR

SOMETHING RIDES WITH THE WESTERN STAR

WHAT HAPPENED TO ME

THE FOLDING MAN

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