Hey, look at that stunning beauty! What...(S)HE's NOT A GIRL?!
Michael Archangel is his name, cracking cases is his game, and 'shame' is not written in his dictionary. When it comes to revealing the killer's hidden secret (or his own legs) he has no hesitation. He hunts down, kicks ass, and nails the killer-in high heels.

Kelly is his personal assistant. Her mind is all set for a career. So far, things are going great. She has to get over the apocalyptic divorce, British media keep on calling her Bitch, and her boss treats her like the butt of jokes.

When her boss gets summoned by the FBI to help catch an eyeball-snatching serial killer ASAP, things get lovelier. Okay, so hanging around at bloody crime scenes is a part of her job, but it's not easy to see brutally murdered victims eye-to-eye-especially when they are missing the eyeballs. Seriously, can they really catch this killer as a team?

For a sneak peek at the first pages of former FBI Special Agent Michael Archangel and Kelly's story, The Catcher in the Eye, scroll up and click the Look Inside feature on the top left hand side of the page.

CHECK OUT WHAT THE WORLD IS SAYING ABOUT THEM
Words about Michael Archangel:
"Unlike brilliant detectives in the literatures, Archangel didn't need much assistance when it comes to investigation and solving cases. Just like fictional detectives, he was crazy, and he tended to torment his own precious little assistant, having a chuckle at my expense."-Kelly Kinki.

"Hannibal Lecter, eat your heart out! In front of that Devil, you're nothing but a small prey. Ha! By the way, I'm not related to the Queen of reality TV."-Duff Kardashian, former Chief of Cedar Bay Police Department
"He ain't no angel, no. The rumor is that the devil had once made a bloody murderer cry like a baby. Back then, he was just fifteen. Scary, isn't it? No, I didn't let him make me cry. I'm not that pathetic. What? Is this an interrogation? C'mon, gimme a break. I've got a reputation to keep. Hell, I don't want to talk about it anymore."-Dan Harman, an inmate of Deirdre Hall Correctional Facility
"Good thing I'm not one of them crooks he hunts down. Imagine a 7-foot transvestite in high heels beating the crap out of another guy. Funny? Yeah, as long as you're not being punched or kicked at. When it actually happens to you, it gets scary. I, for one, would end up having recurring nightmares. Permanently scarred."-Loyd Park, author of Naked Llama Mysteries Series
"Michael rocks in high heels! You should see him in Prada. And it's not just an urban legend."-Jeremy Plum, florist in McLean, VA
Words about Kelly Kinki:
"Don't ever enunciate that bloody name in front of me. That B****!"-Lady Dianne AmyEvanovich of Nice, France
"I liked her. Still do. It was nice to talk with her about hobbies and crafts. And her culinary skill was so outstanding that I still miss her omelet sometimes. Suppose she pops out in front of me and offers to make me that special Japanese omelet, I'm gonna be like, ;Yes, Please!' You know, I'm not much of a romantic, but her sweet omelet, I can't resist."-Nick Valentine, Bassist of Iron Dragon
"Don't underestimate her. She's not just a sugar cupcake kind of girl."-Harry Satire, the Chief Editor of Daily Thriller
"We were in the same class in Switzerland. She was good at culinary and party organization classes. She reminds me of someone from romantic comedy. Who knew she had such a special skill?"-Stephanie Janet Poehler, "real" housewife of Cedar Bay, NC

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Corpses, missing both eyes, are turning up all over DC, but it's just the beginning...

Former socialite and 'real' housewife Kelly's life is going down the toilet. Following an apocalyptic divorce, she's ended up with her maiden surname Kinki, which is often confused with 'kinky', along with a riot of notoriety as 'desperate' ex-wife of Britain's worst offender. Now she's stuck with a dead-end job playing second fiddle to a guy that gets more cat-calls than she does.

Michael Archangel is his name, catching killers is what he does, and he does it in...well, a short skirt and high heels. As a former FBI Special Agent turned P.I., Archangel knows his way around a crime scene as well as he does the local Agent Provocateur. His game de jour is toying with Kelly, his assistant--just like cat and mouse. However, they're a team, whether fending off rude paparazzi or manhandling the politicians, freaks, and other lowlifes roaming the streets of the nation's capital, the two are hell-bent on finding a serial killer that is holding the city hostage.

Join Archangel, Kelly and a host of oddball characters as they wind their way through a madcap crime thriller, with more twists and turns than a mind-bender rollercoaster. Kelly's story is filled with raucous humor and irreverent satire - so buckle up. Who'll solve the crime, and who will take the credit? Perhaps all the investigators will get for their trouble is a full color splash on the cover of the Washington Post, "Latest Victims Discovered in Matching Frocks - One Male, One Female".

You'll never know until you download this rollicking, no-holds-barred mystery and uncover the secret of The Catcher in the Eye.

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