The mess all started when I punched a 400-year-old fairy reality TV star in the throat.

Things got really weird from there.

Before I could blink, I was trying to save the world alongside a 2,000-year-old immortal who wields a piece of Noah's Ark, fighting flesh-eating monsters that are supposed to only be urban legends, and hunting down a magical superhero gone rogue.

All while struggling to pay my bills, not get evicted, not get fired from my job, and not exposing the hidden magical world.

My name is Sage Hawthorne: butt-kicking sorceress, professional bodyguard, amateur superhero, and occasional screwup.

For the world's sake, let's hope I don’t screw any of this stuff up.

Contains the first three novels in the Sorceress Super Hero Series.