What would you do if creatures unseen for millennia started tearing apart manhattan, the president got abducted by an evil sorcerer, and a massive tower sprouted up in the middle of downtown?

Well, you'd grab your dual wands, SuperBlast and OmniSmash, don your signature fedora and enchanted overcloak, and transform into a fire-breathing dragon.

Then you'd kick ass, bang monster girls, and cage the souls of your enemies in your gear to make yourself more powerful!

Or at least you would if you were part warrior, part mage, and ALL MAN!