Mighty Strahlung. Brilliant Behemoths. Satisfying solutions.

Victory seems within Artorian’s grasp when a deep dive becomes deep fried. Armed with beam weaponry against unreasonable rats, he’s making impressive progress on the Eternia Beta Run. Thanks in part to the Dwarves, and their relentless cheers to Push. The. Button! There are a few final challenges that loom large on his path to The frozen continental storm, Fuyu No Arashi; the Matchless Gaston, and the final boss… Pag!

Artorian will overcome these obstacles with style! First, he must strike a pose, transforming into a muscle-Grandpa of epic proportions—a Swole-torian, a Gains-torian, Sir Lift-orian, the Beefcake, Mr. Tough Love! Second, he must don his most wicked grin, his finest armor, and play the part of the villain with gusto.

Welcome to the dawn of the Glorious Overkill, and the advent of Dreadshine, The Nightmare Fuel.