NOTE: This book is included in the collection FIVE NOVELLAS by Jeff Strand.

Greg has just killed the man he hired to kill one of his wife's many lovers. He's now got a dead body in his office.

Carlton, Greg's brother, desperately needs a dead body. It's kind of related to the lion corpse that he found in his basement.

This is the normal part of the story.

From the author of DEAD CLOWN BARBECUE, BENJAMIN'S PARASITE, and A BAD DAY FOR VOODOO comes a tale that's weird even by his standards.

Facial. It's not about what you're thinking. Well, okay, part of it is...